"Spritzing the Joy-Juice 2000"
How to Make a Jewish Person Laugh -- Guaranteed!
I've got a foolproof way a non-Jewish person can make a Jewish person laugh.
OK, trust me on this one. If you do it right, it NEVER fails! -- Just like love.
No kidding. Here's all you have to do . . . . (More Coming Soon!)
Just Two Kinds of People in the World
As you may have heard by now, there are just two kinds of people in the world: The Kind Who Divide Everybody Up into Two Kinds of People - and The Kind Who Don't. -- And I'm the Kind Who Don't. -- But it sure seems like all the people in the world are divided into two kinds: The People Who Want to Get IN and The People Who Want to Get OUT . . . . (More Coming Soon!)
How to Make Murderers Laugh
I have often gone into prisons to make murderers laugh. If I were in there, I wouldn't mind if somebody came in to cheer me up. It is an odd honor to go into prisons to bring light into darkness. In fact, where the dark is darkest, the light is that much brighter. That's the only reason we can see stars, you know. Sometimes somebody will ask, "Wow, aren't you scared going into prisons?" No, because it is an unwritten rule that if you can make someone laugh, they will not kill you . . . . (More Coming Soon!)